Idiot's Day Out
It rained last night. The rain wasn't predicted. This seems to have caused the malfunction of brains of a large number of those who set out to drive today. This seems to be a common problem when we get rain, especially the first heavy rainfall of the year.
The usual danger signs became obvious early: some people driving very fast, others driving very slow. The disparity in speeds causes frustration, which leads to poor decision making processes. Many of the slowest drivers migrated to the lanes usually reserved for faster drivers, those at the far left. In addition, people would apply their brakes at strange moments.
The first real idiot was driving a black VW bug, the new style. Where the Highway 94 West enters the I805 North, the I15 North breaks off. There is always plenty of congestion. There were a couple of big trucks trying to get off of the I805, there was a school bus moving slowly up in the rightmost lane, and there was a heavy stream of traffic trying to get through the rest of it to get onto the I805. The bug whipped through at a much higher speed than anybody else, weaving about, barely missing cars and trucks, to get from the 94 to the I805, where he rapidly vanished.
The next idiot was driving a big blue thing, one of those old cars from the sixties that weighs several tons, has a bouncy suspension, and consumes copious quantities of gasoline. Perhaps that and the current gas prices are what led to his actions, but as we were coming down the approach from the I805 North to the I8 West he pulled over to the side, left the approach, crossed several other approaches, and bounced his way to Camino del Rio North, saving himself perhaps half a mile of driving in the process of this highly questionable stunt.
The next idiot was simply conservative. The sign at the intersection said to yield, which seemed to confuse him because there was nothing to yield to. He stopped to figure it out. Then he started, hesitated, finally moved out. He seemed to have second thoughts, though, because he almost came to a stop again. Then he took off as if the spooks were after him.
The final adventure came on the way home. There were a series on long loads going up the I15 South, concrete poles being carried on big trucks with the rear of the poles on separate trailers about thirty yards behind the rear of the trucks. Each truck, trailer and pole had an escort vehicle and all of them had blinking lights and signs all over the place. They were moving at a respectable pace, probably about fifty, but a whole bunch of idiots would try to zoom up and cut in front of them. It is pretty rare to encounter a "vehicle" as long as a football field. When you do, you must understand that it isn't going to get out of your way. It can't get out of your way. After you pass the first one or two, it should be obvious that it takes a while to get past them. If you plan to turn off, trying to pass one of these things isn't the brightest thing you can do.
I almost wish I hadn't been driving. It would have been nice to be able to just hover there in a helicopter, watching people get themselves into problems like painters painting themselves into corners. But I was driving and trying to stay alive and intact.
There are always problems on the roads and freeways. Today it seemed more like slapstick than a serious process.
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